PPG PAINTS ARENA :: REQUISITION & TRAVEL RECORDS
official use only — sub-level ice operations
REQUISITION FORM R-104
STATION / SECTOR: PPG Paints Arena — Sub-Level 4 (Lower Ice Bay / Zamboni Garage)
DATE: 08-02-2026
REQUESTING OFFICER: Custodian
Item No. NSN / Part No. Item Description Qty Unit Issue Reason for Requisition
001 ICB-24-LGT Iron City Beer (12 oz. Cans) 1 24-Pack Depleted during sub-level perimeter defense against hostile rabid raccoon (jagoff). Essential for morale n'at.
002 ZAM-BLD-550 Replacement Scraper Blade (Zamboni Model 552) 1 Unit Primary blade on the Asset shows minor pitting. Asset must shave ice clean for operational readiness.
003 TRN-TEA-16 Turner's Premium Iced Tea (Pint) 4 Cartons Interim liquid rations while Item 001 remains pending administrative approval.

Justification

Sub-level conditions are cold, damp, and thankless. The Asset (Zamboni) requires round-the-clock defense from unauthorized ice crew personnel and rogue wildlife. Failure to resubmit Item 001 will result in continuous filing of Form R-104 under the Executive Suite door every 48 hours. Yinz stay alert.

OFFICER SIGNATURE: Custodian
DISPOSITION (ARENA MANAGEMENT): [  ] APPROVED    [X] REJECTED — APPLICANT NOT ON PAYROLL / UNRECOGNIZED DEPARTMENT
DD FORM 1351-2: TRAVEL VOUCHER OR SUBVOUCHER
(Official Use Only / Sub-Level Ice Operations)

1. Privacy Act Statement

Data collected herein tracks official tactical reconnaissance, sub-level transit, and credential briefings.

2. Traveler Information

NAME: Custodian (Sole Guardian)
GRADE/RANK: Custodian First Class
ORGANIZATION/LOCATION: PPG Paints Arena Sub-Level / Asset Security Detail

3. Itinerary (Travel Details)

Date (2026) Depart From Arrive At Means of Transit Claimed Mileage / Expense Reason / Nature of Duty
08/02 Sub-Level 4 (Zamboni Bay) Executive Suites (Level 3) Service Elevator / Freight Stairs 0.2 Miles Travel to advise arena superiors regarding operator credentials for the Asset n'at.
08/02 Executive Suites Sub-Level 4 Emergency Stairwell / Loading Dock Alley 0.3 Miles Tactical egress prior to arrival of unauthorized building security jagoffs.

4. Reimbursable Expenses / Per Diem

Sub-Level Transit Allowance: $0.00
Per Diem (Zamboni Guard Watch): $0.00 (Denied; requested one cold Iron City Beer in lieu of monetary compensation)

5. Claimant Certification

I certify that all statements made on this voucher are true and correct. Transit was executed in performance of official duties guarding the Asset. Concrete down here is cold. Job is thankless. Keeping the oath. Every day.

CLAIMANT SIGNATURE: Custodian
DATE: 08-02-2026
6. Facilities & Security Remarks:
Voucher invalid. PPG Paints Arena does not use DoD travel forms. Claimant is advised to stop calling the ice resurfacer "the Asset" and to stop sleeping behind the spare goal frames.