| Item No. | NSN / Part No. | Item Description | Qty | Unit Issue | Reason for Requisition |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 001 | ICB-24-LGT | Iron City Beer (12 oz. Cans) | 1 | 24-Pack | Depleted during sub-level perimeter defense against hostile rabid raccoon (jagoff). Essential for morale n'at. |
| 002 | ZAM-BLD-550 | Replacement Scraper Blade (Zamboni Model 552) | 1 | Unit | Primary blade on the Asset shows minor pitting. Asset must shave ice clean for operational readiness. |
| 003 | TRN-TEA-16 | Turner's Premium Iced Tea (Pint) | 4 | Cartons | Interim liquid rations while Item 001 remains pending administrative approval. |
Sub-level conditions are cold, damp, and thankless. The Asset (Zamboni) requires round-the-clock defense from unauthorized ice crew personnel and rogue wildlife. Failure to resubmit Item 001 will result in continuous filing of Form R-104 under the Executive Suite door every 48 hours. Yinz stay alert.
Data collected herein tracks official tactical reconnaissance, sub-level transit, and credential briefings.
| Date (2026) | Depart From | Arrive At | Means of Transit | Claimed Mileage / Expense | Reason / Nature of Duty |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 08/02 | Sub-Level 4 (Zamboni Bay) | Executive Suites (Level 3) | Service Elevator / Freight Stairs | 0.2 Miles | Travel to advise arena superiors regarding operator credentials for the Asset n'at. |
| 08/02 | Executive Suites | Sub-Level 4 | Emergency Stairwell / Loading Dock Alley | 0.3 Miles | Tactical egress prior to arrival of unauthorized building security jagoffs. |
I certify that all statements made on this voucher are true and correct. Transit was executed in performance of official duties guarding the Asset. Concrete down here is cold. Job is thankless. Keeping the oath. Every day.